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Ok..no real time..kids upstairs with dh...

How did I get so FAT?? Yikes!! Just checked myself out in the mirror with just a pair of knickers on......sob........I cannot see through my tears.....what happened?

So...had a grand time with my slutty friends...they polished off loads of wine (I was deemed the designated driver) and were discussing the most scandalous topics at dinner time (having to do with bjs) I was weeping in despair...I wanted to talk about scrapbooking and doilies....sigh...

We did play nicky nicky nine door and ate 5 FULL meals per day.....hmmm...maybe midnight salami sandwich feasts contributed to my fat ass??? hmmmm

Now we are doing 'family things' for this week-both dh and I have the week off....I've noticed that MOST (93%) married fathers have really fat bellies.....most of them are really ugly and yucky........am having to stare at the guys running the tea cup ride to see something decent....sigh....

Ok...so I do NOT have a date with a gorilla.....sigh...I just learned how to pick and eat bugs out of heads.......now what???

Oh..one more thing...it's really true..most women are really crappy drivers...like they are lost in a fog...driving so fucking SLOW and not realizing they are in the wrong lane until the last second and then veering off without any warning! If I were Queen I would not allow women drivers (except me of course-I am phenomenal...) This holds true for most women drivers but 100% of women mini van drivers-they are all really shit! All of them. I hate mini vans. I am usually a very nice driver and allow cars to bud in front of me when their lane ends or whatever...but if they are driving a mini van I don't let them in....I am prejudice.....

Good god of Thunder-I'm backkkkk

A thousand pardons I must beg from you for sneaking off for the remainder of the summer!

But I've been very busy
1. eating Chips Ahoy! cookies
2. working-blech
3. Hollering at my kids/dh
4. I have discovered 'cheese dippers' which are made by the Vache que rit (sp??) laughing cow-I love that cheese
5. I am obsessed with Neil Degrasse Tyson-who hosts the program Nova (PBS) every Wednesday night-which was a designated night to write on my blog..now I am watching Neil (my new boyfriend) instead

anyway, that's my excuse!

Nothing to say.....I am off for a fantastic long weekend with 3 girlfriends. We are going to a small town and are going to play a few games of nicky nicky nine door-well-I am going to play which will force them to play.

We also will drive from restaurant to restaurant...call down to hotel management with some sort of complaint.....read cornball magazines.....boss each other around and give unsoliciated advice (one year Tina tried to convince Rosie and me to quit our jobs and become dental hygienists..hygieneists...hygenists......hrmph....

Soooooo...what's new with you?? I see I am being set up with a gorilla......swooonnnnnn....you beast...stop....stop........