A-Grrrrrrrr

On such a beautiful summer June weekend it makes me think of some things I hate:

Making Your Baby Girl Look Like an Eejit
Mothers and/or fathers (doubtful but perhaps) who put a garter belt around their infant daughter’s head. What is with that thing?? Is it to prove you have a baby girl?
‘Oh look world! I have a DAUGHTER! And to prove it I shall put a floral garter belt on her head!!!’

Powered by Old Farts
Older men who drive sports cars-you look like dickwads. EVERY young woman is LAUGHING at you. Never mind you always wanted a ‘Vette and now you can afford it-sports cars are for young ins’. If you think you are gonna score some Grade A beef with that car, think again sucker. As soon as the girls see your balding head and your rickety body they will turn away and perhaps mutter ‘oh yuck-he’s an old fart’ much better to spend the money in one of those ‘massage parlors’ because the only way an old guy who is not a multi millionaire is going to get a young woman is if he pays for it.

People Yelling at Clerks.
Even if the customer is correct and the yelling is warranted whenever people see someone hollering in public they automatically think that person is a nasty bully. They will feel sorry for the yell-ee and be a little bit afraid of the yeller. It’s easy to lose control and start a’hollerin’ but just remember when you do EVERYONE around you thinks you’re an asshole.

People Who Don’t Have Their Method of Payment Ready When Purchasing
Oh man, really bugs me. 'Lalala I’m standing in line…ok..now the clerk is ringing up my goods…lalala….$48.97?? WHAT?? I have to PAY? Oh my..yes….oh dear..let me go into my purse…..dig some more..oh my….here are my keys…oh here’s that missing diaphragm I was looking for….ahh..wallet…now how much was it?’

People Who Sneeze Loudly
People who sneeze too loudly are just looking for attention. There is NO reason to sneeze loudly. Now I do not suggest you plug your nose and make the sneeze go into your brain but you do NOT have to announce to the world you are about to spew spit. Whenever someone sneezes really loudly near me I am sure to give them a really dirty look

People Who Wear Sunglasses Indoors
They are either make believing that they are:
Blind or
A movie/Rock star
I tend to think it's the latter. Do they do it so they are not recognized? Do they do it because they think they look cool? Here's a little secret for all of you morons-nobody thinks you are a star you just look like a big jerk. What is so cool about having reduced visibility indoors? WHAT?

Vanity Plates
The name says it all-if you have one you are VAIN. I tend to find people who did not get enough attention as a child have vanity plates. I don't care how clever they are-they stink!

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