Along the Way

Being a grand old lady there are certain things I've noticed about certain people and certain things:

-if a person is trying to fit into a group and is kinda a jerk they will end all their sentences with a laugh...I think they think it makes them appear funny....but it's really just annoying

-if someone is hollering at you-say nothing. Let them holler and holler and soon enough they will run out of steam...tilting your head makes them think you are listening.

-people who scratch their heads and then flick the dandruff out of their nails are really gross and probably have stinky feet

-what's so horrible about nail biters?

-women who wear more than one ring on each hand are a little bit trashy

-ditto for more than one necklace...or necklaces with a ton of crap attached to it so it jingles when they walk

-grey hair on women is really unbecoming...you can rejoice old age by drinking Earl Grey tea-but dye your hair please

-and if you must have grey hair please no longer than shoulder...any longer and you magically become the witch from Snow White (not that hot looking Step mom....well...her...but after she turns into a witch..)

-a hairy back on a guy is really disgusting...ugh.......wax it please

-bunions are usually on thin women

-once in a while a bag of sour cream and onion chips sure hits the spot

-people in airports generally have bad breath

-fat people who say they do not eat a lot are lying....perhaps even to themselves...they all eat a lot...I've been watching them carefully all my life.....

-is there anything more wretched than an adult with plaque on their teeth?

ok..dh walking in and will boot me off!

Have a Nice Weekend!!