Jennnnniferrrr

mmm so am having a bag of sour cream and onion chips WITH a diet coke WITH lime..heavenly!

So....hmmm...

You know when you think there is a mirror and you stand in front of it and you don't see your refelction. Then you realize it's really a doorway or a window NOT a miror.....does that ever happen to you? It just happened this evening to my dh..we were in this 2nd hand clothes shop and he was trying on this shirt. He went to this full length mirror but it turned out to be a doorway.

When this happens to me for a split second I think I've turned into a witch. Does anyone else think this? It is common knowledge (at least in all those 70s spooky movies) that witches don't photograph nor do they see their reflection in a mirror.

So everytime this happens to me I think 'oh my god (of thunder) I'm a witch!!! GAWK...oh..hang on..it's a doorway not a mirror...''

I blame all these thoughts on watching all those frightening horror movies from the 1970s....not the blood and gore bullshit that was prevelant in the 80s (I saw those two but they do not haunt me in the wee hours of the night) All those movies were so eerie and ominous and used to scare the crap out of me and my brothers and sisters.

There was one about the Bermuda Triangle and this evil warlock....and in the end he killed everyone on an island and you knew he'd kill again.....oh and another about this small town full of witches....murdered the new family on the block.....oh and another with a woman named 'Jennifer'

And when the witch called her it was so spooky 'Jennnnnnnifffer' at that point we all decided that Jennifer is the scariest name out there and all new mothers should be banned from using that name.

We also decided that if you were unlucky enough to have a name that began with the letter 'M' you were in big trouble. Why? Because 'M' is the 13th letter in the alphabet..if that doesn't spell doom then I don't know what does!

I blame all those movies on the fact that I am now a grown woman and still a big chicken. I still believe in ghosts and evil witches (not wiccans....calm down) and everything else that is spooky......

mmmm..don't you love when a chip is just coated with sour cream and onion powder.....