Coughs
You know why they call it an 'annoying cough'? Becuase it's fucking annoying to the person listening to it. Never mind the a-hole coughing....man, I hate listening to people cough. Right now dh is coughing like a Rothmans smoker and I want to strangle him. And the worst part is he always gives ME glares when I cough my ladylike coughs.
I suppose coughing is horrible all around. It's awful being the cougher-you CANNOT hold in a cough no matter how many dirty looks you get.
Yellow/Orange Candy
Why do they bother putting in yellow or orange candies in a pack? Everybody hates them. Why not all red and purple? I'll bet yellow and orange are cheaper to produce. Even in a package of popsicles why do they bother with the yellow and orange ones? They are always last to go. The wallflowers of the box..sadly waiting for someone to choose them and then suck them..
Stinky Burps
Is there anything more annoying than someone who burps and then you SMELL it? A burp odour is enough to turn you off of the food the burper just ate. Except chocolate..I'll bet burped choco still smells divine
People Who Think They are Intellects
People who take real words and then add letters to them are quite annoying. They think they are saying/writing it correctly but they are not. Which just proves how stupid they really are. Some words that stupid people misspell (mispronounce) are:
irregardless (regardless)
anyways (anyway)
ironical (ironic)
basically (they say/spell this correctly but it still drives me nuts. Only dumb people say this word)
And the grand daddy of them all
'Whatnot' every dumb person uses this word to bridge the gap between their stupid thoughts and they think they sound like Einstein.
The Name Shirley
All Shirleys are annoying. They also play bingo but never win.
Ok..dh is reading this over my shoulder and making comments....very annoying...I am now laughing at my horrible joke....
About Me
- Misfit Mom
- See that mom in the corner? The one nobody is talking to? Yeah, that's me. I have a great knack for never fitting in. I strive for coolness but fail miserably. I was the last one picked on sports teams. I was the kid wearing North Stars when everyone else had Adidas...so pull up a chair and put your feet up...and let's make believe I am cool
5 comments:
Hey I LOVE orange candy and popsicles and whatnot. It is my favourite flavour irregardless of what you say! Anyways, I used to buy orange cough drops I loved the flavour so much. (I REALLY did, I'm not trying make fun of your cough problem) Isn't it ironical though that I used to buy these orange cough drops and I didn't have a cough? Basically I just love orange flavour.
I once had a stinky burp, forcing me to swear off cucumbers for the rest of my natural life. :(
You don't like orange and lemon flavours? If you were a female in my harem I'd call you a 'tender-tongued wuss'. I'm going to forward your profile picture to a mad and dangerous fellow called 'El Barbudo', who has a fetish for women with runny noses.
Orange is the favorite popsicle in our house.
oh and tell pickles that "irregardless" is not a word. It is regardless, regarless of what she is thinking!!! Now that drives me CRAZY
hey big mouth! (not calling you a name, just addressing you...) Is regarless a word? Or was that a typo? Or would you prefer typographical error?
You missed the point of my response, which was to use every annoying word Angela hates, irregardless being one of them.
Anyhoo, you are forgiven, after all, anyone who likes orange popsicles must be a very caring, kind, intelligent person.
Stinky burps are the WORST! Especially stinky beer burps from your man. Nothing like moving in for a kiss and getting one of these *puke*.
"Whatnot" drives me crazy too......along with "we'll go from there".....Arrgghh!
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