You Have Spoken

Wow-not only did I get a request to insult a profession but to give advice? (Angela gleefully rubbing her hands together!!).

I LOVE giving advice...usually it's unsolicited and nobody takes it. So I will be happy to give you my opinion-kathy...it was Kathy wasn't it? I am horrible with names!

Ok cops or as they are otherwise known as-pigs, fuzz (my favourite) police officers.

Ok....you know that bully in grade school? The one that would NOT pick on kids his own size? The one who kept flunking math? Well, he grew up to be a cop....

Cops LOVE their job. They LOVE pushing you around. They LOVE that you can't do anything about it and that they can reduce tough macho men into babbling babies (real turn on for the girl sitting beside these macho men-let me tell you!)

Not sure if I am even allowed to make fun of cops...are they protected somehow? hmmm...well I guess I'll find out!

Don't bother pleading when they pull you over for a ticket..or crying or arguing (do NOT do that).

It usually depends on their mood as to whether they will let you off or not. I find the best way to avoid a ticket (I am notorious for not making a complete stop at stop signs) is to agree with EVERYTHING the cop says.

Just tell them that if they say you went through the red then who are you to argue? They are the clever eagle eyed geniuses and you are a lowly evil law breaking citizen. That is your only hope to get out of a ticket...no guarantees......

ok..my advice to Kathy will follow!