Why is everyone in this world hell bent on getting me to eat fish? I dislike all seafood. When someone tries to shove a piece of Hailbut in my face I politely tell them,
‘Mmm no thanks..I don’t like seafood’, and their next line is always,
‘What about lobster? Do you like lobster?’.
Ahhh..what part of I DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD did you not understand? Do lobsters now live on dry land??
And people cannot wrap their heads around this. Oh how they try to convert me!
‘Ohhh you’ve never had my Aunt Bertie's lobster bisque soup…I bet you would like that’.
Ahhh….no I wouldn’t.
As for fish-blech…..all scaly or flaky and the smell….
‘Ohhh….try Sole..you’d like Sole…it doesn’t taste like fish…' (here it comes...the famous line) 'it tastes like chicken’.
WHY does everyone brag about seafood tasting like chicken? Does ANYONE like ‘fishy’ fish? I would think that you would like the taste of fish if you are eating it. Why is it always a selling point that the fish you are about to consume does not taste like fish?
‘Ohh try this chocolate…it tastes like corned beef’.
Before you tell me to stop acting like a spoiled child and try something new I will tell you that I HAVE tried seafood…
Have crunched down on a shrimp-gross
lobster-barf
crab-good god (of thunder) I was drunk
It was all disgusting. It all tastes like fish and it all SMELLS.
Am I the only person who can smell seafood? Ever walk into a fish ‘n chips shop? They stink. Fish stinks! Shelled seafood stinks! I don’t think I have to spell out what it smells like…yuck….(use your imagination…think dirty person…and look down-but not too far…yeah..you’ve got it….)
I have now begun to tell people I am allergic to seafood…they still ask,
‘All seafood? What about lobster?’
I nod my head slowly and have a sad, yearning look on my face, ’yes…sigh..even lobster’.
‘Mmm no thanks..I don’t like seafood’, and their next line is always,
‘What about lobster? Do you like lobster?’.
Ahhh..what part of I DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD did you not understand? Do lobsters now live on dry land??
I HATE ALL SEAFOOD
And people cannot wrap their heads around this. Oh how they try to convert me!
‘Ohhh you’ve never had my Aunt Bertie's lobster bisque soup…I bet you would like that’.
Ahhh….no I wouldn’t.
- Lobster looks like gigantic cockroaches
- Crabs are ticks on steroids
- Shrimps are monster embryos
- And squid….rubber bands or worse...fried breaded spiders..(shudder)
As for fish-blech…..all scaly or flaky and the smell….
‘Ohhh….try Sole..you’d like Sole…it doesn’t taste like fish…' (here it comes...the famous line) 'it tastes like chicken’.
WHY does everyone brag about seafood tasting like chicken? Does ANYONE like ‘fishy’ fish? I would think that you would like the taste of fish if you are eating it. Why is it always a selling point that the fish you are about to consume does not taste like fish?
‘Ohh try this chocolate…it tastes like corned beef’.
Before you tell me to stop acting like a spoiled child and try something new I will tell you that I HAVE tried seafood…
Have crunched down on a shrimp-gross
lobster-barf
crab-good god (of thunder) I was drunk
It was all disgusting. It all tastes like fish and it all SMELLS.
Am I the only person who can smell seafood? Ever walk into a fish ‘n chips shop? They stink. Fish stinks! Shelled seafood stinks! I don’t think I have to spell out what it smells like…yuck….(use your imagination…think dirty person…and look down-but not too far…yeah..you’ve got it….)
I have now begun to tell people I am allergic to seafood…they still ask,
‘All seafood? What about lobster?’
I nod my head slowly and have a sad, yearning look on my face, ’yes…sigh..even lobster’.
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