I don't remember the percentage but something like 90% of the world's population has brown eyes..well you could have fooled me. Not one brown eyed person will ADMIT to having brown eyes. I have yet to meet a brown eyed person who tells me their eyes are 'brown'.
They either have 'yellow flecks' or 'green rims' or something else unusual and exotic.
Face it you suckers-your eyes are brown. There is nothing wrong with brown eyes but I find most people really want to stand out. So having the same colour eyes as 90% of the population just will not do!
'Look at me! Look at me' all the brown eyed people jumping up and down frantically waving their arms. 'I AM special...just look closer!!!'
My favourite colour explanation from a brown eyed person is this:
'my eyes are brown but when I get angry they CHANGE to green'
Here is a news flash for all you morons-eyes do NOT change colours. It does not matter how mad/sad/glad/flad (I just made that word up) you get your eyes stay the colour they are. What you may be noticing is your pupil dilating or constricting. And since EVERY iris has a variely of colours and patterns then you may notice the green or yellow more/less when your pupils are large or small.
I read somewhere that all eyes are brown but some do not have enough melanin (sp) so they never quite made it to brown...a genetic blip.....so blue/green eyed people are technically not normal.
There, I've insulted everyone now!
oh and when did long toenails come into fashion?
They either have 'yellow flecks' or 'green rims' or something else unusual and exotic.
Face it you suckers-your eyes are brown. There is nothing wrong with brown eyes but I find most people really want to stand out. So having the same colour eyes as 90% of the population just will not do!
'Look at me! Look at me' all the brown eyed people jumping up and down frantically waving their arms. 'I AM special...just look closer!!!'
My favourite colour explanation from a brown eyed person is this:
'my eyes are brown but when I get angry they CHANGE to green'
Here is a news flash for all you morons-eyes do NOT change colours. It does not matter how mad/sad/glad/flad (I just made that word up) you get your eyes stay the colour they are. What you may be noticing is your pupil dilating or constricting. And since EVERY iris has a variely of colours and patterns then you may notice the green or yellow more/less when your pupils are large or small.
I read somewhere that all eyes are brown but some do not have enough melanin (sp) so they never quite made it to brown...a genetic blip.....so blue/green eyed people are technically not normal.
There, I've insulted everyone now!
oh and when did long toenails come into fashion?
1 comment:
my eyes are brown, you turd...
and I've never claimed a fleck of color...
and you call me your best cyber bud..
so slap some stank on that, sister!
~~Anita
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