Here are a few things that really turn my stomach….what about you?
1. People who do not know how to swallow their spit so it forms in thick white globs on the side of their lips. My stomach is churning just typing this. It makes me so sick. How can people not be aware that their spit is slowly slipping out of their mouths and is being pushed to the corner of their lips. After a few minutes it turns hard and white.
As they talk to me, oblivious to the fact that they are plunging me into nausea, I begin to wipe the corners of my mouth..hoping they will get the hint..they never do….What is it with them? They must have a tiny part of their brain missing..the part that teaches you to swallow your excess spit…it’s like blinking..done subconsciously….so why can’t they? Maybe they just have a brain stem and no actual brain? Hmm..don’t know, but how can any girl kiss a guy like that? Barf.
2. While we are on the spit topic it turns my stomach when people spit. I don’t care if it’s just regular foamy white spit-it is so gross! Do you poo on the sidewalk? No? Then why spit?? It looks very unbecoming and you are leaving a big wet glob for your fellow walkers…have you no shame? Have you no manners? Have you no sex? I’ll bet ya don’t! barf!
3. Spinning rides…I don’t care if it’s the benign Tea Cups or the powerful Zipper..anything that makes me spin makes me sick! What is the fun in that? When has barfing in public become fun? Spinning rides shall all be destroyed…I even hate ‘Ring Around The Rosie’ ….barf
4. People who suck their finger after they cut it…ok….this is really gross. Why are you ingesting blood? Why??? It tastes horrible-like iron..and warm.….it looks really gross…sucking away and then sometimes when they take their injured finger out of their mouths there is blood on their teeth..oh barf..why do this? Why put your germy saliva in your open wound? You make me sick!
5. Veins/skin on chickens. I can only eat skinless boneless chicken breast. When I even think about SKIN all dimply and closely resembling my own skin..and how people get it all 'crispy' and then tear into it-ohh barf...and veins. VEINS! blood tunnels! Veins all springy and snappy in a piece of chicken thigh..the way people pull them out...the way some people EAT them....dear god (of thunder) WHY?? VEINS??!!
4. People eating. This may sound slightly peculiar but sometimes when someone is eating I imagine the journey their food is taking. Being chomped and broken down to gooey mush in their mouths…being swallowed and then all the acids and juices from their bellies being pounded into the mush…ugh…so gross…
Do you know how much goo is in your intestines and stomach? I saw a show on it once about 20 years ago and still think about it today…people are gross..with their gross juices and spit and acids…ugh…and their sweaty pits too…..and the sweat that gathers in the crack of their asses-especially the fatter ones……I suppose it's not people eating that make me sick but people in general. We are all gross pigs….
Now If you’ll excuse me all this gross talk is making me hungry.....
1. People who do not know how to swallow their spit so it forms in thick white globs on the side of their lips. My stomach is churning just typing this. It makes me so sick. How can people not be aware that their spit is slowly slipping out of their mouths and is being pushed to the corner of their lips. After a few minutes it turns hard and white.
As they talk to me, oblivious to the fact that they are plunging me into nausea, I begin to wipe the corners of my mouth..hoping they will get the hint..they never do….What is it with them? They must have a tiny part of their brain missing..the part that teaches you to swallow your excess spit…it’s like blinking..done subconsciously….so why can’t they? Maybe they just have a brain stem and no actual brain? Hmm..don’t know, but how can any girl kiss a guy like that? Barf.
2. While we are on the spit topic it turns my stomach when people spit. I don’t care if it’s just regular foamy white spit-it is so gross! Do you poo on the sidewalk? No? Then why spit?? It looks very unbecoming and you are leaving a big wet glob for your fellow walkers…have you no shame? Have you no manners? Have you no sex? I’ll bet ya don’t! barf!
3. Spinning rides…I don’t care if it’s the benign Tea Cups or the powerful Zipper..anything that makes me spin makes me sick! What is the fun in that? When has barfing in public become fun? Spinning rides shall all be destroyed…I even hate ‘Ring Around The Rosie’ ….barf
4. People who suck their finger after they cut it…ok….this is really gross. Why are you ingesting blood? Why??? It tastes horrible-like iron..and warm.….it looks really gross…sucking away and then sometimes when they take their injured finger out of their mouths there is blood on their teeth..oh barf..why do this? Why put your germy saliva in your open wound? You make me sick!
5. Veins/skin on chickens. I can only eat skinless boneless chicken breast. When I even think about SKIN all dimply and closely resembling my own skin..and how people get it all 'crispy' and then tear into it-ohh barf...and veins. VEINS! blood tunnels! Veins all springy and snappy in a piece of chicken thigh..the way people pull them out...the way some people EAT them....dear god (of thunder) WHY?? VEINS??!!
4. People eating. This may sound slightly peculiar but sometimes when someone is eating I imagine the journey their food is taking. Being chomped and broken down to gooey mush in their mouths…being swallowed and then all the acids and juices from their bellies being pounded into the mush…ugh…so gross…
Do you know how much goo is in your intestines and stomach? I saw a show on it once about 20 years ago and still think about it today…people are gross..with their gross juices and spit and acids…ugh…and their sweaty pits too…..and the sweat that gathers in the crack of their asses-especially the fatter ones……I suppose it's not people eating that make me sick but people in general. We are all gross pigs….
Now If you’ll excuse me all this gross talk is making me hungry.....
1 comment:
Hi Angela,
Why are you so cynical?
What happened to you as a child?
Concerned Reader
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